Sunday, September 17, 2017

I get excited about free fonts even when I’m not on drugs.

Big day today, people! About an hour ago I took my first dose of Tramadol — an addictive prescription painkiller — that I’ll be taking alongside 10 mg of Hydrocodone every six hours. At the moment, though, I currently find myself juggling a variety of distinct side effects: 1) sore eyeballs; 2) mild nausea and belching; 3) a headache; and 4) an overpowering need to download a shitload of FREE FONTS. I’m not sure number four really has anything to do with prescription painkillers, however. I get excited about free fonts even when I’m not on drugs.



I’ve got another stack of terrific FREE FONTS for you this afternoon. I’m particularly happy about “Bookeyed Nelson,” “Vracter,” “Knick Knack” and “Skin and Bones,” because they’ll all be excellent for The Howdygram Store’s mugs and greeting cards. Please note that “Wakiki” is the font designer’s spelling error, not mine! (The correct spelling is WAIKIKI.) Download links will appear after the graphic in case you want any of these for your personal collection.



You’ll find a nice little folder of summertime clipart included with the “Wakiki” font. Three samples appear below for your possible interest.


Before I forget … please please PLEASE call your dickhead Republican senator(s) as soon as possible to voice some hysteria about their latest plan to ruin the Affordable Care Act. That moron Lindsey Graham (R-SC, of course) is pushing another sneaky repeal-and-replace plan this week, and there’s just enough time to call one or more of your senators. The phone number below will get you through to the U.S. Capitol. Listen to the prompts to get connected to your senator’s voice mail. PLEASE DO THIS RIGHT NOW. Thank you!


In case you’re interested, we’re still FRYING here in north Texas. The high temperature today will be 93° with 50% humidity, which is exactly the same as Houston .. and they’ve still got six feet of standing water and inch-deep mosquitoes from Hurricane Harvey! Anyway,  here’s this week’s weather forecast for Howdygram Headquarters. We could use some rain.
Thank you for reading this.

No comments: