Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Democrats are definitely nicer than Republicans and way better for the United States of America.

A couple of things. First, here’s an extremely cute “feel-good” video of a manicky dog who just discovered that it’s huge fun to bounce on a bed.



Next, please vote on November 4 ... AND PLEASE ELECT DEMOCRATS. Democrats may not always be model citizens (I’m looking at you, Rob Blagojevich) BUT WE’RE DEFINITELY NICER THAN REPUBLICANS and way better for the United States of America.

For instance, Democrats ...
  • don’t invent and spread horseshit conspiracy theories.
  • want the NRA to go to hell.
  • disapprove of millionaires and billionaires controlling Congress and the Supreme Court.
  • support background checks, marriage equality, climate science, equal pay for equal work and reproductive choice.
  • think all eligible Americans deserve the right to vote without irrational and random exclusions and restrictions. (Fuck Texas very much.)
  • are more concerned with the lives and circumstances of actual people than oppressive religious dogma. THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION DOESN’T GIVE A CRAP WHAT JESUS WOULD DO. Got that?
Thank you for reading this. Seriously.

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