Today is a day of multiple “happies.”

Today, dear readers, is a day of multiple “happies” here at Howdygram headquarters. For instance, it just doesn’t get much better than THIS:

• Happy Monday
• Happy First Day of September
• Happy Labor Day
• Happy Sam Just Bought Me a Huge Bag of Jimmy Dean Fully-Cooked Sausage Patties He Found in the Freezer Case at Tom Thumb

I’ll wait while you try to guess what I’m having for lunch today.

And now for our obligatory holiday graphic ...

Hey, people. I just ran across a really excellent CITIZENSHIP QUIZ on The Christian Science Monitor’s website. Since you’re obviously not doing anything very important right now — i.e., reading the Howdygram — I think you should give it a shot. Just click here and let me know if you pass, okay? I won’t intimidate you with my score until tomorrow. (You can thank me later.)

I want to eat things now and maybe watch a movie. Nice of you to stop by.